Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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no rasist joks

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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