Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock Knock Come in

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's 1+1? 69.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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