- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

I'm Coming

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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