What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Jordan is pregant

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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