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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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