- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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