- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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