- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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