- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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