- Anti Joke

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes