- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

123 f*ck off

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.