A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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