- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A man died.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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