How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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