knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Women.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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