Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Drew Knowles is gay

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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