- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

In soviet Russia...things are different

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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