- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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