What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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No antijoke here.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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