- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

. . I am a whale

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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