what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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