- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Pickles

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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