What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Pickle

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

No it doesnt..

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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