- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Ross.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Japan

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Women outside of the kitchen.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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