- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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