- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A house comes around the corner.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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