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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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