- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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