- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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