- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Flowers are colors Love me

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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