- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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