In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Anti Joke

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