- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

www.xnxx.com

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??