What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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