- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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