- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

One time i was sitting down

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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