- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Andoni was here

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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