- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A baby seal walks into a club.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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