- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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