- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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