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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

an american walks out of a strip club.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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