- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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