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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What does? 42

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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