- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

tea with milk?

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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