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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Refridgerator.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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