- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Phew... it's gone.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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