- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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