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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Atheism

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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dallen loves penis

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Anti Joke

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