2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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dallen loves penis

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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like if your cool

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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