- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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