BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Tilt your screen back .

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

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