- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why? Because.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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