A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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