What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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