- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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