A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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