- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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