why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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