Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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