T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Knock Knock. Come in.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A man died.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

My jeans

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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