- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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