- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

if you don't like this you're gay

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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