A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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where's mom I killed her

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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batman farted so hes retarded

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