How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Anti Joke

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