- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

knock knock whos there? nobody

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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