- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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