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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

9/11

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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