How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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It's all Taggart

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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