What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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