How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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