my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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