How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

why does the man appear fat he is

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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