- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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