How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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