Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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