Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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