- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

David Cameron

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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