What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Two baby seals walk into a club.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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