why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Women's rights

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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