- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A lot eh?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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