what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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