What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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* anti-punchline

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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