- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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