- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

If life gives you lemonade.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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