- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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