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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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