How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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ure mama's so fat

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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