- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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