What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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