NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Anti Joke

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