A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Anti Joke

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