- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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