- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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