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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

human centipede

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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