Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Anti Joke

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