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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

SHUT UP JP

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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