- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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