What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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