- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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