- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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