what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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