what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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