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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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