What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

the economy.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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