Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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