- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

I have a horse.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

why does the man appear fat he is

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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