Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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