Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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