- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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