What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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