why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What's big and purple? Barney

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

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