- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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