- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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