- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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