- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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