They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

America

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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