What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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