- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

united we sit, cause we're fat

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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