- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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