- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

salad days!

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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