How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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