- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What's one plus one? two.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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