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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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