- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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