- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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