- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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