Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

like most people my age. im 27

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's brown and sticky A stick

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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