- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Leave. Now.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

ewrg

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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