- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What is white and black and red all over.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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