- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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