- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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