A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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