- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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