- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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