"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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