- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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