- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

womens rights

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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