A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

No your aunties a joke

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Phew... it's gone.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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