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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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