- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

I have read the terms and conditions

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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