- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Its open.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

why does the man appear fat he is

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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