- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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