- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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