Why? Why not?

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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