- Anti Joke

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years