- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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