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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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