Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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