- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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