- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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