- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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