- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A Chinese man fails a math test

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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