- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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