- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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