- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Go away still nothing to see

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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