- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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