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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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read this sentence again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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