- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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