- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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