A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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american idol

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