- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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