Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Men's rights

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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