- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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