- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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