whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Women's professional sports

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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