- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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