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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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