- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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