why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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WILLYS

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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pobody's nerfect

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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