- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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