What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you call two dog? dogs

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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