a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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