- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Tilt your screen back .

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What page are you on The gay page.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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