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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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