- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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