- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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