- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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