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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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