- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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