A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

knock knock come in !

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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