- Anti Joke

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.